Happy New Year Wakrak-ians!

& to all out there too. New Year is kinda boring but it still doesnt change the fact that this year is new! get it? hahah. I feel so brand new man! & my hp inbox is floooooded with new year mssges! its th first time tt happened. hoh! today i would like to talk about, new year resolution! woah, semangat eh aku! & i would also like it if th members of wakrak post bout smth other then 'me', who is officially dead and dah sah konek kecot. soso, talk about our new resolution wak-rak ! ive gt nth else to say, so! till here, regards frm curl with cojones! short-haired girls with braces are love yawww! x . x

Heyyyyy wakrak & dedicated followers. Im high to the curl wishing u selamat satu hari lepas hari raye haji ! :D pundek! boring siol hari raye haji ! duit tkde D; makanan pn tkde ! kambing je ade ! haha. joking. tk baik aku, kita sepatot syukur kpd allah yg die beri kita rezeki. betol tk? ahhaah. aku mcm paham jer! nyahahahaaaaaaaa. today ill talk about, sex drive, what drives a person to have sex. since my fellow wakrak semue asyik bual2 psl me tu, aku tukar topic skit lah eh. nafsu! biler seseorg lelaki memegang pompuan, die punye brg ternaik. itu depends lah klau pompuan die panas ke sejuk. tapi klao sejuk pn kadang2 leh naik. dah lah.. cukup. nxt time aku sambong with baru nye topic.. which is... to be continued. till here. peace yawwww.
& to tt fucking 'me' : jgn byk bual2. dh malas nk layan kau. bual2 buay. ckp je byk tapi action tkde!
Hello guys!



Maybe the guy below me is right! Jangan layan budak me tu sua...lagi pon kite tak rugi aper aper kan?Nak panjang lebar kan cerite sudah basically i posting to mengucapkan.

Hello to all the dead.Those who are alive, please be dead.Today,the wakrak didn't manage to get into the 2nd round and played for the friendlies.Team 1 had a fun time while team 2 had a fucked up time as all the babi were playing kasar.Lepas tu gi lot 1 abeh makan. Then we all head home and reached quite late.Aku kat sini cume nak fill up space.Aku dah malas nak layan si anak.. malas nak maki dier pon.maki makbapak die pon tak gune.dorang bknnye bersalah.Cume dorang ade anak suay jer.kesian.aku doa-doa mak die tak yah dpat susah dari anak die.amin.

-Aidil
-me, amik obat kau pat tagboard
-aku dah malas nak layan kau
-berbual ngan kau macam berbual ngan tembok cume lebih boring
-berbual ngan sally lagi best
-sally oh sally

Yo peepz! Today will be,most probably be the last training before our futsal tournament starts.. nervous man..ehk,ehk,b4 that,im hadi..haha..kkz.. well,today we will be training hard..we will train our passing speed and also our traping..me keeper handling of ball..catching..diving..the others,shot power..accuracy..teamwork,sportsmanship! all these,we will be doing in ard 4hours..hmm...must train hard so we can win! wakrak! kiter kene menang! and guys,Wakrak, budak Me cari psl! dier..nnti kiter jumpe kiter discuss..balek,aku edit post nie..get ready jer..as aidil ckp,bdk me dh nk cari kiter..so we realx one cornet,kiter pandai2 uh..rmb,jgn gentar ngan bdk2 cm gini..mak bapak drg tk ajar!
Hello! Hadi's Back.. and he is going to post a new post..hahax..well,rejab said to confront the people who hate wakrak..i agree..bt aidil said to me to dont search for the people..those people who hate us find us,then we just chill man..we nt scared of those freaka zoid! lols.. even bdk salakau want confront us we nt scared,we plan all those things all that,bt the boy nvr come..w a kao! lols.. well,all the haters of wakrak,dont waste your time insulting the wakrak bros man..its just wasting of your time and breath..dont tink ur breath is so nice,it taste like shit! not only haters,bitches and bastards who damn us,get the FUCK OUT OF THE WAKRAK LIFE! nabei! cheebye! fuck off man! before we say such sarcastics words to you all,get out man! later kena scolding from us,speechless..cry..baby cry more nicer..melodinies..aper ke bende aku tulis? lols..kkz..bye2! haters,get lost!

Wakrak is currently searching for a guy who rather to be call a gay which have been in wakrak most wanted list for about forever.This is the conversation. Saper terase better perpeare yourselves cause we are coming.



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tHe HuLk; Wakrak Theory (West Side).. just sent you a nudge.

Advertising The Fact says:
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kene lang yg laen tao

tHe HuLk; Wakrak Theory (West Side).. says:
maybe next week

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hello humans!!!
afiq 's turn to blog!!
:DDDD
so now the song have changed. streets of uptown. dunnoe who chnge that.
by acab.
nicelah..
as for me.
i lived by the streets. cos i'm orphan. hahaha.
dunnoe wat to tell.
yesterday MCR was fun.
cool.
i got ray's guitar.
haha. nolah. as if i go..
so expensive want to go there.95 bucks.
but it was sure a great day for the mcr fans..
nothing much to say..
bored.
but i want to make a point tht.
HATERS OF WAKRAK..
have ur life cn..
even we kacau you all or disturb u..
dont cry lie a baby or worst than a baby..
i dont care if you hold the "loudest cry of the year award!
cos we wakrak meant to be like tht.
disturbing ppl.
huaha! :]
but to the budak tanjung.
gy jln dah!
aper kiter kesah.
kau branak kt tanjung rambutan per..
hospital giler maser tyme p. ramlee dulu..
tanjung.
bullshit.
ngok nana tanjung lagi syok sial
klah paper nxt post aku ckp lagi...
one important message: when is from ur butt, is fart. kpada 'me' cuber check...
RJ is currently blogging down here!

To all who hate wakrak please countinue hating us cause you are wasting your time
Budak Tanjong, Budak Pinang Belah Dua, Budak Kampung Rambutan ker Budak SRi Melati ker ape kiter kisah! Kita tak goyang!

This is how our life goes.

Don't Fuck with us!
Editted by Aidil coz ade orang nie tak happy kalau kite ckp psl^%&^&(%#

Hellos! Hadi here.. im here to talk abt the soccer tournament which falls
n 18 adn 19 dec next weekk.. we nd to win 4 matches to qualify for the second round.. and to win,we nd to train,, train hard! no slacking.. cnt waste time..must train..kiter peace park mesti menang tournament ini! our aim,round 2! train peace park! train!jgn slack! tues,menaing besok and wed we haf training.. friday boler,bt feeq tkder.. nvm. we just continue..amcam? set? hmm..
Hiyah!Aidil here!Following high's post.Hmm..saturday was cool.Went to Skafest aka Don't be rude.Shiok siol.Tak Shiok sangat ar tapi..Shiok siol.No need to give detail anymore coz haikal already explain it.They were hot!HAHA!&I can't go out at night anymore.Read this:

Running away from lions! says:
haha. nxt time mesti join
Antidote for irony says:
12 dec pat scape
Antidote for irony says:
*15
Antidote for irony says:
ade 1 more show
Antidote for irony says:
tapi aku tak leh gi

asl?
Antidote for irony says:
Mak:Aidil,next time kau tak boleh kluar malam lagi.Umur kau baru 14
Aidil:kepalabuto!knn.kalau brani sini spar ar!tak gentar!kau pikir kau banyak besar?Cheebye.Siaogina!Kaesiao!anak &%&%&
Antidote for irony says:
sorry mum
Antidote for irony says:
haha
lol
serious per kau ckp gi2?! lol
Antidote for irony says:
tak ar
Antidote for irony says:
kau gile
Antidote for irony says:
kalau aku cakap gitu..
Antidote for irony says:
aku skrang pat hospital
lol. mak gangster sey. abe anak? lol. mak cik aku chill jer. die suroh bace qur'an jer. ahah
Antidote for irony says:
siol ar
Antidote for irony says:
cool ar
Antidote for irony says:
kalau lah ..
Antidote for irony says:
haizz
Antidote for irony says:
takper
haha

The maki-ing was of coz fake if not i would be in the hospital.

&one more thing,
If any non-wakrak have a vengence with one of us,hmm..lets call this person jo,keep your grudge to him & yourself.Don't anyhow shoot us coz u'll be shoot back!We had nothing to do with you ,so SCRAM!Don't label us like you know us, coz u dont,FUCKTART.Thankyou very much
Hey all. Things have been wild lately. Regarding those two ehem jo, ehem tiger, ahah, please be more matured! You guys are the odd one out ya know, u two should share more chemistry since rj has jo teeth while san has braces. You see, both of u are special.. in terms of 'teeth' ! haha. no offence, that was directed as a joke. :D thats all i have to say bout those two. Today, i will be talking about yesterday! haha. what i meant was, saturday night SKAFEST ! dont be rude ! it was pretty Boring cause we were so bodoh. The perfect oppurtunity was in front of us but we did'nt grab it. what i meant was, we had the perfect oppurtunity to rogol those minahs who were all sweaty and HOTHOTHOT. well..... screw us for being good guys. &&fattah, me and hakim was fantasizing about the two lesbians in front of us at that time. Sial bodoh. diorng pegang2, pelok2, rubber2. cissssssss! kalau afiq ade, dah terlanjang sial ! && we saw mr.afiq too, th trainee art teacher. he looked.. he looked like a man! ahah. we were at th front during th first perfomance, tho th first one was quite a bore. the second perfomance was more upbeat. & saniy ckp org suroh masok mosh pit tuu, die tk masok! ape dah..... let me describe to you in words what the scene was like during th second perfomance. two les hugging and rubbing each other, ppl pushing, jumping, screaming. gahhahahah. regret laaaa tk join! there were funny ppl thr too. byk mat2 n minah2 n foreigners2 n kids like us haha n mabok ppl n playboys n les n gays n last but not the least, posers. yes. woah, bleh tahan panjang erk post aku. oklah. till here. HIGH curl signing off with a note, yet again. "gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. i love u like fucking badly friggin cute bitch (ai***h) i guess ill just wait :) gahahahahhhahahhah D:"
im sure after all this, wakrak will still be standing right?! 4 life yaw! i mean, niggers for life yaw.
Yo Peepz! Im One Of The Member of The Wakrak Bros.. Man,where did the love go guys? Tiger 1 problem.. Rj one problem.. where gt peace like that? for what call us peace park when we are nt peace at all.. why do we keep fighting with each toher.. nt all.. this two boys.. tiger n rj.. wad happen siol? tk happie belar uh.. jgn ngan wakrak lagi bodoh! tengok cm aku ngan haikal,we fought,for one day,and we settle our worries,that very nite..i cant slp,coz,why fite? when we sae sorie,aru i can slp dudes..forgive and forget..bt wad did this two guys did was too over than we thot! Wtf! where did the love go?! spread the love,spread the love,will not separate,then go fight.. and tt rj wanna prank call,tk ikot tempat! dh kene makia ru takot! kiimek! nie kate kan brothers? entah lar.. u all decide..the others are ok..tiger and rj,u settle.. goodbye!
Yo peepz! Hadi here! The baboon! Wtf! they call me a baboon! fuck! lols.. alamak.. jsut tiny winny tiny ting,wearing a red tshirt inside! omg1 being call a baboon! aiayh.. asl kn krg hapie lar wakrak..hahax.. kkz.. lets get straight to the point! i have a confession to make! an addiction! im addicted to chinese shows and movies! (which have eng subtitles) they're so great man! so touching and meaningful..alamak..cm girl plak.. nvm.. btul per..hahax.. best peepz! they're so great..im addicted tot hem like a drug... i will seriously,focusly concentrate on the show man! wow! so great! hahax... k lar.. ending now.. goodbye peepz!
ohh korang buat poem tk ajak..
aku pun nk uat ni..poem tk menjadilah
kasi tepukan skett..
*ehem ehem ehem*
to aidil,

Eh Aidil,
ape jer sachok,
dh lari cm bapok,
muker pun nk kener tumbok.

hahahah! rilek aidil aku gurau jek.
paper maaflah sempena nk hari raya haji ni.
ok now! straight to point.
i'm afiq.
if u donno me thts ur problem...
juz now we wakrak go play soccer like hell.. so tired. but nvr mind
for the sake of wakrak, we sacrifice.
not like saniy.
nvr come always.
haha..
watever pon aku wish him bahagia.
hahahahahaha.
so nothing to do now. boring.
byeeee..
wait for my nxt post..i'll be talking abt sex. n a funny joke abt sex. hang on!!!!

to all anti-wakraks, have ur life dumbass!!

dr. fake bin bedek bin penipu.
Rejab,
Your poem is so skejap
Kadang-kadang tak masok faedah
Melihat badan-badan terdedah
Fine!
Poem aku tak kene ngan storyline
Tapi kau nye lagi terok
Macam bercakap dengan berukAku bergurau-gurau jer.
releks ar!hahahaha

Aidil sachok(EHEM!gurau jer) here.Yeah!Today,not tomorrow nor yesterday, the Wakrak play balls,i meant soccer together with alif and zaki.Training for the futsal luh.I wonder why it's called futsal.Why not footsal or futsalmah or futselamah?Eh wait!Selamah name mak aku lah bodoh.Kurang ajar nye anak!BAlik kau jage ar!K.dah.diam.Then we ate at banquet.Hmm..why is it called banquet anyway?why not bankduit or banduet.K.dah.mepek.K then we lepak-lepak at a void deck & soon went to the TASIK where hadi used to fall in there macam babbon.HOHOHo.More details at http://youtube.com/watch?v=XEVSdsYcb6E.hyahya.back to the story.Then we buat perkara yang tak masok faedah & lepak-lepak at the pondok there,distubing haikal's mother or father & hadi's cousin.PAHAMPAHAM JER!Then go home.Weak sia.hahaha

Signing off
Aidil sachok
wakakaka
ATTENTION TO ALL WAKRAKIANS



aSALAHKAUmualaikom ! heyy followers or non followers of the cult death metal group WAKRAK! greetings frm the warm & black dog bonieee high curl! yeah. today, u want to know what happen? lets recap. well....... soccer...... is getting abit boring .. nk main ape pulak yer??? pompuan?! eh!!! boleh jugek tuu! ahahahaha. sialan! boring ar holidays. butbut, today! u know what?! i saw a baboon! serious sak! baboon tu pakai baju colour kuning siolll.. kalahkan baboon kat zoo! abe abe! baboon tu tahu tangkap bola siolllll ! ahahs. yg ade je paham. yg tkde kasihan lerr.. tkde rezeki tengok baboon tangkap bola. && today. aku nampak abu sufyan dari JI jenayah isla...... siol babe. die sudah gunting GI. ishk! till here laaaaaaa.
tml wakrak meeting again.. playing soccer.. haissss... black dog bone saying goodbye.. with a note.. ' maybe its nt possible? D: '

Yo Rj in da house yo! Ok let me get this straight! Syahidah thinks that we have deleted our blog.
Hah. We ain't gonna delete this blog, cause we are like a rock! and rock don't move! So dream on girl cause you've da wrong fact you faggot maggot laggot koggat and the other ggot
To end this post i will end it with a poem.



Hello there. This is Syafiq or you may also know me as the anak of Magneto. Bullshit uh Haikel kasi name tu. Benci but at least ade 'to' kat dalam name tu aku da chill sikit. Okay nari kiter smue budak Wakrak main bola. Tak smue uh ; Ader sikit2. Yang lain entahlah tolong mak bapak nenek datok makcik pakcik adek kakak diorang. Aku tak nak ambeil tau snagat uh. Abeh kite main soccer not rugby or pool or stuff okay. Penat siol. Abeh nak katekan hari2 kiter keluar. Kalahkan bapak aku yang bekerje oi. Tapi takpe. Kite keluar ader faedah. Faedahnye ialah ber-comment tentang kecantikan perempuan. Tak salah pe. Comment je. Bukan ambek bawak balek. All influence by the black dog bone ; Haikal. Abeh besok main bola ; soccer kat skolah lagi. Penat siak. Kalahkan Ronaldinho. Okay uh. Besok Wakrak jumpe lagi. Kirim salam sape2 yang ader kat rumah kau sekarang okeh. Thanks :D


Yo yo Rj in da house yo! Some people know me by syaryzal or vengeance.. where did i get that name i know you dont wanna know cause it's bloody lame.Hek eleh mamat(S) bawah gua nie asal semua jiwang....curl ya got ya own lady yo... take care of her!

Today i wanna to talk about posers. Posers it when some one pose for a picture(asal boleh jek)
Ok let's get serious basically i can't find the word in da dictionary...so it's hard for me to explain so we will drop the topic.

Now we talk about sex, ahh steam arleady haha. No lah now we talk about wakrak & it's history
Basically what is wakrak? well i also dont know! It is formed early this year were it begins when a soccer competition just pop up & need to find people fast! So we decided to call the sec two express malay boys join the competition. Wakrak consisit of

(official)
Aidil(dildo)
Afiq(arh fake)
Azhar (zar)
Farhan( an')
Fattah(kycik)
Haikal(curl)
Hafies(feezo)
Hadi(hulk)
Hakim(kimmi)
Rejab (rjvengeance)Rj for short
Syafiq(feeq)
Saniy(san tiger)San for short
Zulfattah(zul)

(Unofficial)
Aswadi(wadi)
Faridzul(deezul)
Firdaus(chong)
Russell???

Ok that enough btw i have a poem for the posers out there...here goes

Posers at our blog
Listening to our myth
You can get lost now
Cause you're dismissed
Hello peepz! Here posting a new post is HADi A.k.A Hulk (tui)! also known as ACTION, because of my moehog..and wadever they sae,just accept it man..just follow the flow..hahax..well,3 of the warkraks has confested abt their life now.. so am i.. i wanna confess something.. abt parents,rite now,im talking about fathers,dad..basically,wad do dad means to you when u were young and wad do you expect them to do when ur right now? you expect them to love you,care for you,do most of the things for you,pampered you,well,reality peepz,all of us one to be pampered..i found out that most of the wakrak is always getting "bullied" by their parents..do this thing,that thing,those thing..when will these end? they ask us to do it when theres our orther,little brohter,little sister,sister.. how man? how? is this fair? and everytime,dad will always lecture us..study,study,study,revision,revision,revision,dont fight lar,dont make noise lar..wad do you expect from kids? and one more thing,dont go out till late nights! and dont go out always! wad do expect? its our holidays man..then when everytime my dad's tired,he will like release his anger at us...man! just hate it! scold here lar,scold there! wtf!and mostly,all the things he want ppl to do,is Me! why always me when there's always my brother and my sisters? i just follow as i respect them..bt most of the things,i need to do! even though i always go out,did my dad noe abt my brother and sister behaviour?! its worst than mine! did he ever scold them?! NO! only a little bit! ****! and he always scold me,lecture me abt small little tiny winny matter! ****! why? not fair man! haish... till ehre lar peepz..im just stress,releasing it out..hope you all understand..bye2! :(
Hey there ppl!Aidil here filling up the blog with post.I'm gonna touch on budak bawah's topic.I too have a confession to make.I gave up hope on love.So, don't come up to me and say some freaking bitch's name, trying to insult me, as if I will be fuck by tt and asking me to come around and beat you up.Well, actually I will but there's no point to tt coz it's a fuck up world with fuck up humans leaving on it.How fucking sad is tt.Sorry for my bad language but I'm just sad,very sad and kinda of bored but oh well whats the freaking use of blabering;no one in this world freaking care.Maybe I'll just cry to sleep like a little girl asking for a whack from me.BUT, I can't coz I can't cry.I tried crying alot of time but it failed.I too tried to smile but suck at it. Like what Makcik Atika says; Im a monotoneus guy.Whatever tt means.Sometimes I wonder what will happen in the future.Will ...............punk live for ever?Will screamo be retro?Will indie conquer the world?Well, maybe indie did tt already.But screamo and punk rock did not.I'm bored. EFFFing bored.
Bye ppl
&what an ending
&to the rest of the wakrak:give out your confession and fill up the blog beloved faggots!
Hey all followers of wakrak. great news, im posting ! yes. im high to the curl! i've got some confessions to make. yes, confessions of a broke tekka nigger. its an irony indeed. ok! im gonna start now... i want someone. nt her. its th other her. haissssss....... life............. dont be mistaken. she's the girl i call.. 'friggin cute bitch'. toot. did i just said that? she ain't online for the past 3 days. & life has been such a ****. & i cant wait to.. impress her. ;( she's friggin cute lah. bloody fuck. im getting myself too involved in this fucking love shit. butbut. i have met someone else.. whom.. made my day! & her name is ang..... :D well,,, fuck. i guess this post will probably make you regret u typed 'wakrak-theory.blogspot.com.' ahahaha. who th fuckin heck cares. since u're here anyway, continue reading this and u shall be rewarded! :D wakrak has been going out alot lately to penis(penin), esplant(esplanad)....... & to the dismay of myself.. we're an all boys group. hawt girls out there, GREAT NEWS! they're still vacancies ya know! geeeheeee. & yeah.. i hope wakrak can last forever. & we're recruiting as well. those interested, please call this hotline 1900-wak-rak :D && may wakrak win at least 3 matches in futsal..
till here, high curl signing off with a note
-->you're my everything & u still dont know bout it.. i fuckin love this friggin cute bitch ! i guess i shall tell u one day when th time is right. & great news to me, ur single :)))))<-- bye. WAKRAK !
Today boys&girls we are touching on the new topic in the wakrak life. This topic may lead to a big fight. Subahannallah. Bismillah i now shall tell you guys about the topic now!